Young Sheldon

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting

The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's

A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

Pasadena

An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat